Roll Back, Roll Back!!

An amusing look at a serious offer

We’re rolling back time and rolling back the exchange rate to yesteryear!  We’ve had enough of this Euro hanky panky undervaluing the good old Pound and putting off British buyers… its just not cricket!

This is no longer just a trifling case of towels on sunbeds.  Those Euro Jonnies are snapping up all the best property bargains in Tenerife from right under our noses!  We must stand up to them!  We must fight them on the beaches!

We’ve been talking to the backroom boffins.  After months of planning and shooting balls over large water tanks, the eggheads have come up with devilishly fiendish new invention: The Currency Time Machine.  It’s a hush, hush top secret Euro-buster, so mum’s the word. 

Now pay attention and we’ll explain precisely how it works.  Basically, we pop a property into one end of the machine, there’s a good deal of impressive light flashing and whistle blowing, and out the other end it pops… with a Sterling price tag from yesteryear!

The good news is that we have managed to get this secret weapon working on some of the most desirable property Tenerife has to offer: Island Golf Villas in Amarilla Golf.  We popped these spiffing homes into the top of the machine and rolled back the exchange rate to the good old days when it was 1.30 Euros to the Pound!

That means that you can get a villa that would cost those Euro chaps €457,000 for just £351,539!!  That’s a huge saving of more than £50,000!  Yes, that’s a saving in Pounds Sterling, not coconuts, jelly beans or Euros.  Real money!

So we’re looking for volunteers for this special mission.  You’ll be dropped in Amarilla Golf Territory and your job is to live the life of Riley in one of these luxury villas and save fifty grand.  Then we want you to mix with the locals and fade in.  Drink in their bars, eat in their restaurants, play on their golf course and enjoy their marina.  Look natural.   Email us now, codeword Euro-Buster, there’s no time to lose!